Ninja: PPL-Comics.com is a website featuring comics cartoons depicting the daily lives of characters like Sunglasses, Penguin, Cos-Player, and me, a hard-on-his-luck ninja in training. We'll try to keep it updated at least once a month, with more of the hilarious cartoons that nobody asked for.
Old Lady: That depends on who your family is. It's good enough for my family. I think the most controversial thing I've seen around here is the fact that our local Raccoon is a bit of a binge drinker. Also, Sunglasses had his face pounded in the time he fought that Badger in Greece, but no one seemed to mind. It seems like no one around here swears, either, and when we do, it comes out sounding like a series of random punctuation. It's @#!$@#$!*#$ unbelievable.
Penguin: We're 95.00% family friendly.
Raccoon: MY FAMILY WAS EATEN BY BAT CREATURES! ...I think. It's possible they just disowned me. My memory is kind of a blur.
Sunglasses: ...You're mocking us, aren't you? Well, if you're serious, we don't take donations, but we do have some t-shirts and posters for sale at Red Bubble.
Top Hat: Just donate fifty bucks to my "Buy Top Hat a Working Particle Accelerator" Kickstarter campaign. We have a variety of great rewards. At the fifty dollar level, we'll mail you an envelope of ununoctium!
Old Lady: He's joking; please don't search for that Kickstarter. (Top Hat, I told you! You have to take that Kickstarter page down! You do NOT need a particle accelerator; you're going to get us all killed!)
Top Hat: (Don't you blow this for me, Old Lady!)
Raccoon: Dethro is the friendly man who runs the general store over across from the diner downtown.
Penguin: He's a nice guy, but he's a bit on the shy side, which is probably why he wears a pumpkin over his head at all times.
Dethro: Everybody has a different theory. I think I may have crawled out of a meteor.
Sunglasses: Um... Is it normal for someone's voice to come out of their chest instead of their face?
Old Lady: It's not nice to make fun of other people's physical problems, Sunglasses.
Sunglasses: Oh, Unicron would win, hands down.
Cos-Player: Unless Reed Richards designed a machine to channel the power of The Autobot Matrix of Leadership into Galactus.
Sunglasses: Oh, right. I hadn't thought of that possibility.
Cos-Player: Olivia and I argued about this subject for three whole weeks last year.
Sunglasses: That has nothing to do with our website, but you have great taste in video games. There's a trick to it. When the sleeping pig appears, you just need to close your Nintendo DS. When you open it again, the pig should be defeated. Glad to help.
Top Hat: Yes, sir. Yes, this is indeed Battletoads. Next question.
Penguin: It's true! He never takes them off! I think they're pretty much part of his anatomy at this point!
Sunglasses: It drives my optometrist right up the wall!
Penguin: I'm not even going to dignify this with a response.
Rabbit: ...
Penguin: We're working on it! It's actually much harder to turn Flash cartoons into YouTube videos than you might think. We've got a couple of them up there, but the film quality is... questionable.
Sunglasses: I still feel kinda nauseous watching what we already posted on YouTube.